Happy Friday!!!

Unearthed at a famous blog so much that he decided to put here.

Swine flu inspired with:

Patient in Zimbabwe: doctor, I've got a ear Lepidoptera.

Doctor in Zimbabwe: Yes it's a hujna! And what did you do?

Patient: Ebal geese.

Doctor: so you have goose hujna!

Patient: thank you doctor! (die)

The doctor (logs): the patient died from Goose garbage.

Press-service of Ministry Zimbabwe: over the past week in Zimbabwe died two and a half thousand people from starvation, five thousand four hundred from Ukraine poisoning bananas and one person from Goose garbage.

Journalist (writes): Goose hujna included in the list of the three main causes of mortality in Zimbabwe.

News Agency: in the cases of the disease incurable Zimbabwe goose hujnej.

Channel: unknown earlier disease goose hujnej decimating population of Zimbabwe. The Ministry of health in Zimbabwe calls not to panic.

Academic luminary and: Yes, goose hujna unknown science, and in that its main threat.

The airline Air Congo: we stop all flights to Zimbabwe before the epidemic goose garbage.

Academic luminary b: authorities! Actually goose hujna had already penetrated into Europe in Amsterdam saw cihausego Negra with a goose Axilla.

Press (publishes photos of geese): Gagakausie killer next door!

Policies: to fight has engulfed the world epidemic goose garbage there is an urgent need to exterminate all geese.

Militia (kozyraet): to be done.

The owners of the farm: Yes you'll forget that ohueli? (Nice fight with police under click outbreaks press)

Press: Plot owners'll farms threatens the national security!

Minister of health of Mongolia: To save the country from the epidemic, which has hitherto garbage has been specially selected to our borders, we urgently need to allocate 100 million dollars on upgrading laboratory with duck hujnej.

Prime Minister of Mongolia: Yes you ohueli!

President of Mongolia: Prime Minister too has been mired in financial machinations, treaties with China on the supply of bread and blatantly ignores the real threat to the freedom-loving people of Mongolia!

Former Prime Minister of Mongolia: our party is urgently required to save people from the virus goose garbage. Well, or at least the people of Eastern Mongolia.

Candidate in Mongolia: the only way to save the country, to stop relations with the West, where zagnivausim went goose hujna and instead consolidate cooperation with China and to enter his composition on the rights of autonomy. China will save us!

Mongolian voters: Yes you ohueli!

I suspect that to be continued.

Sergey Galenkin